Florida man claims wife was kidnapped by holograms. He then threatened to beat up the IHOP server and shouted, 'Hey buddy!' before dropping his pants and exposing his buttocks to the IHOP employee, according to the Sentinel. Friday and told a server who asked if he had money, 'No, but I am a cop, and I get food for free,' according to a police report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel. International Business Times: "Matt Skytta, 55, entered the IHOP around 1 a.m.
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Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food. It almost sounds like Florida Man is a superhero - just a really terrible one."Īs 2014 comes to a close, it's time to salute the best and brightest of this year's class of Florida Men. He feels no pain, has no ethics, and is capable of feats far beyond that of normal American man.
Jalopnik's Patrick George described him best as "America's worst superhero" in 2013: "Whoever this Florida Man is, he's clearly insane and unstoppable. And although he hails from the nation's wang, Florida Man embodies America's deepest and darkest desires - and does so with reckless abandon.
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His batshit antics were once frequently documented on the Twitter account headlines like "Hospital Nearly Burns Down After Florida Man on Oxygen Tank Tries to Smoke Crack in ICU" and "Florida Man Firebombs Boss' Truck Because Meth." Florida Man is a raunchier version of The Onion's mild-mannered Area Man, a caricature, with a wink and a nod, to our fellow Americans.įlorida Man is best known for his outlandish conduct, which ranges from the bizarre ( carrying a meth lab in his pants) to the terrifying ( trying to ignite a "race war" near Disney World). He's an amalgamation of the characters who populate the ridiculous news stories that often trickle out of the Sunshine State.
You'd be hard-pressed to find a more perfect caricature of America's wildest, bawdiest, and most unintelligible impulses than Florida Man.Īs the internet's most notorious citizen, Florida Man isn't a single person, let alone a single resident of Florida.
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